We go way back, Shakespeare
and me. Even before the Gilligan’s Island
that forms the basis of my generation’s thin acquaintance with Hamlet,
I watched my dad Laurence-Olivier it for the mirror
or for any audience he could impound, eyebrows working overtime
while he intoned, To be. Or not. To be. That is. The question.
And if Mom sailed through after he’d had a few more and the question
turned to his inevitable declarations about the Absurd, she’d mutter, I hate Shakespeare,
and, before it was even time
for the evening’s sitcoms to end, catch the last boat off the island,
stranding me and my brother at kitchen stools, moored
to our father while he hammed
it up. I didn’t stop seeing Hamlet
as a bad actor in mid-life crisis until answering questions
for Orals at grad school, Miranda
to a committee of disapproving Prosperos. Shaking
on their academic island,
clueless about longitude, about the single book that I should keep, about time’s
passage, I read over time,
though failed to chart, much of the hamlet’s
library hoping, not as much for rescue from that humorless land,
as answers to the big questions
I tacked between, episode to episode: how probable was one, let alone a pair,
of shipwrecks in a narrative? how’d I get stuck to begin with? and was it mere
coincidence, or miracle,
that every time
I drowned, no matter the direction the boat set out, I reappeared
exactly where it started, bone dry but shivering, second mate to any Hamlet
who might appoint himself Inquisitor/
Master. Before watching my own daughter play that part, I
blamed the helmsman for landing
us in this castaway quagmire,
on some slap-stick, quixotic, whale-of-a quest,
no time
to locate our bearings, one voyage to the next. But Hamlet’s
also the Father/Ghost who shocks his poor
son off his islet of sanity, when—given time
to grieve—he might’ve left the doldrums, even married Ophelia. If not for Hamlet
Sr.’s insistence on his questions, his truth, his own despair.